Whiner in heaven

After Steve Spurrier dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on
a tour.  He shows Steve a little two-bedroom house with a
 faded Florida banner hanging from the front porch. 
 "This is your house, coach.  Most people don't get
 their own houses up here," God says.
 
  Dr. Steve looks at the house, then turns around and
 looks at the one sitting on top of the hill.  It's a
 huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and
 little patios under all the windows.  Florida State
 flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge
 "Go Noles" banner hangs between the marble columns.
 
  "Thanks for the house, God.  But let me ask you a
 question.  I get this little two-bedroom house with a
 faded banner and Bowden gets a mansion with new Seminole
 banners and flags flying all over the place.
  
  Why is that?"
 
  God looks at him seriously for a moment. 
 "That's not Bowden's house," God says.  "That's mine."