UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

I am sure that some of the more imaginative among this group will 
think of some appropriate things to do with this form.
enjoy!
mike hendrix
mailto:fish@cheney.net


UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM                   
University:  ______________________
To: Professor____________________ 
From:___________________________ 

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should 
be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

__1.  The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade 
than I did.

__2.  The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade 
than I did.

__3.  This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I 
won't get into:
    ______Medical School          ______Graduate School
    ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority
    ______The Mickey Mouse Club   ______Tri County Tech

__4.  I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:          
   _______________. 

__5.  I'll lose my scholarship.

__6.  I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find 
a copy of your exam.

__7.  I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used
did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

__8.  I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted 
every little fact.

__9.  I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams          
asked about general principles.

__10.  You are prejudiced  against:
    ____Males         
    ____Jews
    ____Blacks
    ____Females
    ____Catholics
    ____Whites
    ____Protestants
    ____Moslems
    ____Minorities
    ____Chicanos
    ____People
    ____Students 

__11.   If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or
at least cut my allowance.

__12.  I was unable to do well in this course because of the        
following illness:
    ____mono
    ____broken baby finger
    ____acute alcoholism
    ____pregnancy
    ____VD
    ____fatherhood

__13.  You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly     
how you wanted that done.

__14.  I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. 

__15.  I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade. 

__16.  The lectures were:
    ____too detailed to pick out important points
    ____not explained in sufficient detail
    ____too boring
    ____all jokes and not enough material
    ____all of the above

__17.    This course was:
    ____too early, I was not awake.
    ____at lunchtime, I was hungry
    ____too late, I was tired

__18.  My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my  (book, 
notes, paper) for this course.


__19.    Other__________________________________ 

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